Saturday, November 26, 2016

Movie Review : Dear Zindagi

Movie cast: Alia Bhatt, Shah Rukh Khan, Yashwasini Dayama, Ira Dubey, Kunal Kapoor, Ali Zafar, Angad Bedi
Movie director: Gauri Shinde
When we meet Kaira aka Koko (Alia Bhatt) in Dear Zindagi first, she is working. On a set. Looking at the world through a lens, constructing pretty images. We know, from her smile, and from the appreciative comments of her co-workers, that she is good at what she does.
To have a female lead presented as possessing a profession from the get-go, and excelling at it, still feel like a significant step for a Bollywood movie. And to have Kaira declare to a current love that she has had a fling with another feels nothing short of a revolution.
Right there, within a few minutes of the opening of ‘Dear Zindagi’, director Gauri Shinde has us intrigued. We want to know more about Kaira, about what makes her tick, what she wants to do, because she wants to do something, be someone.
And then, just as suddenly, the film gets becalmed. It stops moving. It becomes, instead, a sea of words, where Kaira and her besties — played by Ira Dubey and Yashwasini Dayama (last seen in ‘Phobia’), and her potential romantic interests (Kunal Kapoor, Ali Zafar, Angad Bedi) — chat up a storm, in living rooms, bars, parties, cars. And nothing happens slowly as we get to know that the confident Kaira is actually just a sorry mess, and underneath all that bluster lives a scared little girl, dealing with childhood trauma and abandonment issues.
What could have been a solid drama with emotional heft—the qualities that made Shinde’s debut ‘English Vinglish’ such an engaging watch–built upon the exploration of the fact that our adulthood is shaped by our childhood in ways we don’t really understand, turns into a kitchen sink talkathon, where all the characters are given lines which are meant to be deep but come off mostly banal and obvious.
The vehicle through which, or should we say whom, Kaira Learns Life-Lessons, is a dishy shrink played by Shah Rukh Khan. Dr Jehangir Khan has her sit across him in his cosy consultation room, takes her off for long walks on the beach, and teaches her that playing with waves is not just a game. It is Life Itself.
Real-life therapists might gape when they see Dr Khan brushing off rules, dimpling his way through his sessions, while giving Kaira, and us, lectures on the virtues of finding the right chair only after experimenting with several (for chair, read relationship, and roll your eyes).
More eye-rolls are caused by the dialogues which are straining to be natural, but end up being far too many for much too little. Finally, despite Alia Bhatt’s clear and present spark ( she keeps disappearing into the construct of the Fragile, Vulnerable Little Girl, coming up for air only once in a while) and Shah Rukh’s raffish charm (he keeps reaching out for the right `sur’, a mix of gravitas and lightness, and catches it only occasionally, letting us notice the white in his beard : hey, look, there’s a superstar playing his age!), ‘Dear Zindagi’ comes off as a film which could have done with less preciousness, and more plot.

Given the potential of the theme—growing up pains, and walking past the past– and the attractive leads (both Bhatt and Khan work well together, she with her gamine grin which falters when she remembers something troubling, and he with his twinkly come-to-me-and-it-will-all-get-better vibe, making sure we notice how being grizzled becomes him), ‘Dear Zindagi’ should have been a much better film. What we get instead, in spades, is bumper-sticker self-help notes which are strictly boiler-plate.

My Rating : 2 /5. 

Monday, November 21, 2016

Movie Review : Tum Bin 2

When the Captain of the Ship (Anubhav Sinha, in this case) is as confused as hell on how to move his liner forward, what else can the verdict be!

Tum Bin 2 begins well, builds up well- but by the time you leave the theater you feel unwell. You question the director Anubhav Sinha whether why couldn't he muster courage to show that the heroine (Neha Sharma) wants to live in the present and lives happily thereafter. 

Instead, her present lover (Aditya Seal) who accepts her in a Gurdwara and takes her for a long drive (or whether short, whatever) turns around to question her that why the hell did she take her former lover to a doctor.

To cut a long story short Tum Bin 2 is just what I feared if it can go beyond the nostalgia factor ??  of Tum Bin. It bears the same story of the 1st part except that the female lead's past, (Aushim Gulati) which unlike the fact that it got buried in the first part, comes alive in the second (right at the interval point).

Boy meets girl- is declared dead in an accident- girl begins life afresh with another man- the 'corpse' stirs and comes alive.

Over his popcorn, Sinha then stretches out a girl's dilemma which is so made up because her heart and hormones have started beating for someone else.

My suggestion to Sinha. Have you seen, Bassera? How Rakhee return to the asylum feigning that she has gone mad again. Couldn't you do something like that? Or have you not seen that 1981 Shahshi Kapoor-Rakhee-Rekha classic?

Ab end to karni hai, phas gaye to kya karen ??? - so the current lover is shown to hold Neha's face in her hands and say: Tell me that you don't love your former lover and I shall accept you. I order you to love your ex- and pronto, Neha runs into Seal's arms'. All this after Neha has told her ex in a Gurdwara that there's someone else in her life now.

It's a family film alright barring two kisses- the one with Seal in particular when they go underwater- but the post- interval session leaves inerasable marks 'yeh kya ho raha hai' ?? !! 

Kanwaljeet is so graceful that you wonder why he's not cast in films which matter.

Neha Sharma makes use of a lot of makeup to look good but passes muster when it comes to acting abilities. Aditya Seal was 'growing up' when he fantasized about Manisha Koirala in Ek Chhoti se Love story but he has indeed grown up to be someone who can emote. Seal's counterpart (Gulati) when unsealed falls flat on his face, and looks simply zoned out in every frame.

Tum Bin 2 is a plot which has the seeds of content but loses fertility when put on celluloid. We could have had a love story which we fell in love with but...

I will go with One-and-Half Star - That Too for the Music + Cinematography and Locales ...nothing else ! 

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Movie Review : Force 2

Cast: John Abraham, Sonakshi Sinha, Tahir Raj Bhasin, Adil Hussain, Narendra Jha
Director: Abhinay Deo
In this sequel to the 2011 ‘Force’, ACP Yashvardhan returns in a faster, more thrilling actioner, set mostly in grand, scenic Budapest, which has been used as a hotbed of espionage in several flicks. Scratch that. ‘Force 2’ aims for all of those things, and by rights, should have been all of those things, but ends up feeling overlong and stretched, and more than anything else, over familiar.
That’s the problem when you try doing a Bond-Bourne combo full of bristling cops and smart spies and twisted villains, and sexy Mata Hari types, but you end up papering over the thrills and spills by Bollywood-style swelling background music, and a female lead in a complicated relationship with her gun.
In the first one, Yashvardhan (John Abraham) was a battering ram, all flint-eyed and stone-hearted after the death of his pretty wife. Five years later, the cop is given a good-looking RAW agent KK aka Kamaljit Kaur (Sonakshi Sinha), who is strictly business, attired in collared shirts and holstered guns and a raised eyebrow. But underneath all the confident bluster, there’s just a silly little girl.

Monday, November 7, 2016

Movie Review : Shivaay

Before I begin with my review for Shivaay, let us first see what noted critics from all across the internet are saying about the movie
Indian Express says The only thing your eye can rest on is the spectacular scenery. The rest is a bloated star vehicle.
Rediff.com says This Ajay Devgn video game gets more unwatchable with each minute – and there are 173 of them.
The Huffington Post says Watching Ajay Devgn’s brainless actioner is like watching a turd drop. For three hours. In slow-motion.
India today says if you’re determined to watch Shivaay any way whatsoever, a sensible thing to do would be to carry the chillum along, a la Shiva. Take a few puffs and you’re all set. Without the puffs, it is impossible to survive Shivaay.

The rest are no different. From fart to turd to orgasm, Shivaay will probably go down in history as a film with one of the most creative reviews ever. Apart from the Bengali surnames of the reviewers, one striking feature common across all the reviews is that they are overly negative. To earn reviews as creatively negative as these, Shivaay must have been a colossal disaster, a Himalayan blunder as another Shivaay review screeches. We’ll come to why Shivaay is at the receiving end of the review cartel of Bollywood, later on. Let me formally review the movie first.

Shivaay – Plot review:

Shivaay (Ajay Devgn) is a daredevil guide who makes hiking and climbing look extremely easy. He is an orphan who has been raised in the tough Himalayan terrains and is a natural when it comes to climbing (and descending) mountains. A group of trekkers join Shivaay for a mountaineering mission. Olga (Erika Kaar) is a Bulgarian studying at the Delhi University. Olga gets bowled over by Shivaay’s rustic charms, his deep expressive eyes and his sculpted body adorned with 3 Shiva Tattoos (Shiva with matted locks, Coiled Serpent and the majestic trident). They fall in love almost immediately. Olga delivers a baby girl.
The mother and daughter get separated for some reasons and 9 years later, Gaura (Abigail Eames) wants to meet her mother who incidentally is in Bulgaria. All hell breaks loose when the father-daughter enter Bulgaria. Shivaay soon finds himself chased by Bulgarian police and haunted by the Russian Mafia. Does Shivaay have it in him to beat the baddies and ensure a safe return for her daughter?
Shivaay is an extraordinary tale of an extraordinary man caught in extraordinary circumstances. He has superhuman strength and agility, as was amply clear from the teasers and the trailers.

Shivaay Review – The Good Part:

Acting

Ajay Devgn single handedly carries the movie on his shoulders. He looks every inch of a superhero sans any superpowers. He is kind and menacing at the same time. He screams a la Singham and is fiercely protective about his family like the protagonist in his much-acclaimed Drishyam. Ajay Devgn delivers a breath taking performance.
Cute little Abigail Eames as Gaura, the lively yet mute girl delivers a powerful performance too. While Rushali Malhotra (Bajrangi Bhaijaanfame) bowled every one with her cute expressions, Abigail actually acts. One of the scenes in which she makes a defiant face at a sneering baddie and signals that his end is near is superb.
Visuals
Shivaay is one of the most gorgeous Bollywood films ever. The mountains, the trenches, the avalanches have been shot at their splendid best. The opening scene where a shirtless Shivaay lies amidst a massive expanse of snow is breathtaking. The interval scene where Shivaay turns into Shiva momentarily is commendable too. Likewise the chase scenes and the car crashes in Bulgaria are brilliantly shot.
 Stunts
Action has always been Ajay Devgn’s forte and he outperforms himself with Shivaay. Almost every fight scene in the movie is a treat to watch. He doesn’t beat baddies to pulp in this movie but decimates them swiftly and deftly.
Background Score:
Shivaay sets a new standard for background score. It is riveting. It is powerful. The boom sirens along with ‘Nagendra Haraya’ mantra cast a spell on the audience.

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